JANURARY (sic ala Dubya) 20, 2001! With updates on January 21 and 22, 2001.

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Funniest link - www.bushorchimp.com, George W. Bush, or a Chimpanzee?
Well, folks, we Washington-dwellers are in a hoot (which presumably happens every four years, though I haven't cared as much in the past).  George Walker "Duhhhhhbya" Bush has of course, by this time, been sworn in for a good 10 hours.  You may all think, yeah! Out with the sleaze!

(Clinton is laughing at Dubya cos Bill knows he still has all the privileges without any of the responsibilities, like this picture below would have use believe

BUT! While Bill Clinton was the definition of sleazebag, he was a good president.  His one fault was foreign policy...but otherwise, what is there to complain about?  Add to the fact that he's a FUN GUY.  Can we say that about Dubya?  I, for one, will miss him, though I have spent the past 8 years complaining, in retrospect, if Clinton's policy certain Middle Eastern countries were better, I would want him for another term.  Do you know how sad it was when I was watching his plane takeoff on TV?  It was!

Clinton leaving on Air Force One for New York
=(

HOWEVER:
I've heard Dubya isn't that bad once he's off the air, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

MY REPORT is that:
Well, apparently last night there were a bunch of high class parties, including a Texas Ball, (second Texas Ball link) where...uh...celebrities were invited to be...Texan....that was Friday night, Saturday night there were 9 or so official balls too.

Downtown DC was crazy, I was having lunch in a hotel, and it looked like EVERYBODY had just come from the ceremonies, and that's all people were talking about.  Heck, local NBC coverage went until 5 pm!!   Okay, earlier today, it seems Clinton pardoned dozens of people, and made some final enactments regarding environmental stuff, etc.  You know what Bush did after 12:00?  He blocked all those acts, except the pardons!  Gimme a break!  Anyway, back to the story......Who was there....let's see, well, Presidents Carter and Bush Sr. were there, all the senators..Bob Dole, Joe Lieberman....needless to say the streets were packed, I hear traffic was a mess....they showed aerial shots...and it was just nuts.  Add to the fact that the OFFICIAL parade didn't start until 3, but there were all sorts of crazy things going down the street before that, like a 30 foot bald eagle...I dunno, I was pretty amazed that this enormous hoopla was going on...I never thought the USA would make such a big deal about one person.  Though I hear it's nothing out of the ordinary, in fact I think Grover Cleveland's parade was SIX HOURS.  Interesting as well, when the motorcade left the capitol, these guys were running alongside the cars! Then, Bush and his wife started walking, at which point I left the hotel, thereby leaving CNN...which left me coming back here, dying to update my site, especially with this rather significant news.  For the last several hours, I have been scouring AOL, the Washington Post's website, and CNN.com for info and pics.

Here is all the stuff I have taken from various sources.


Funny Post Style Section clip from Tuesday Jan. 23
 ' George _. Bush?
Ne_   _hite House staffers _onder, "_here's the _  key?" '

Follow up from Style Section, January 24th, also quite funny
FROM INAUGURATION DAY (Jan. 20)
Summary of the inauguration itself
General summary of the day, part 1
General summary of the day, part 2 (clever, isn't it)
Information about Bush blocking Clinton's enactments

Clinton's farewell (from AOL)
Clinton's real farewell (from Washington Post, hehe)
Clinton's leaving :(
Clinton reminds us that he still has a few hours left, or something like that

Gore retreats to a dark hole

Bush's Inaugural Speech (can you believe how well he said this?)
Bush addressing us from his website a few days earlier...
Bush talking about goodwill, barbecues, and the like

FROM JANUARY 21, when all the articles were written

A Day of Drama, basically a summary of the day (front page of the Post)
A Texan is Sworn In (front page)
A view of the day, from a columnist's perspective
Clinton boards Air Force One for New York
A day spent outside for the ceremonies (from front page of Post Style section)
Clinton's Last Few Days "We did a lot of good"

The Transfer of Power
A Step Toward Common Ground (analysis of speech, front page)
Clinton's Pardons
The Onlookers
Clinton Leaves with $190,000 in gifts
MORE Protests

It was a cold day, but worth it
General Inaugural Silliness
Foreign Well-wishing for Bush
Let's not forget the many mad Inaugural Balls!

Updated JANUARY 22 (and barely 23), though articles are mostly pre-inauguration day

From today: Protesters and Police declare success
Clinton's Legacy of the Television
How Clinton won us over
Clinton touts renewal

Bush will remove Clinton's "Taxation Without Representation" DC Limousine license plates

The Protesters' issue is not neccessarily Bush himself
Bush celebrates with Texans
A National Fete, Texas Style
Bush Uneasy on Opening Night
The Opening Ceremony on Thursday
Ricky Martin at the opening mentioned above

Washington has turned Texan (even I put on my cowboy hat)
The parade, including a map of the route
Street Closings and Ceremony
Clinton likes "the usual"

Remaking the Vice President, about Cheney, of course
Two celebrities at the Four Seasons (I saw the dogs!)

Some inaugural reminders
A recap of past inaugurations (hilarious ratings not included)
About Laura Bush
Laura Bush's Friday Visit to a school

FBI Security was tight

Comedians have a new guy in town

and best of all, Britney Spears vs. George W. Bush!!
 
 

Now for the good stuff, the PICTURES!!!!!!!!

To see a HILARIOUS video, that Bill Clinton REALLY made earlier in 2000 about his final days, click here
READ THIS!It takes a while to load, but once you have loaded it, you can actually access it on your hard drive.  To do this, once it has loaded in your browser, search your hard drive by going to Start menu, Find, Advanced tab, files of type "quicktime movie."  I don't remember the name of the movie, but it will pull up all the quicktime movies on your hard drive, and open one with an unfamiliar name.  When you find it, rename it and put it in a useful folder.
to see a really funny political cartoon about the debates, click here
another debate cartoon, same cartoonist

Anyway, if anybody can tell me how to get text alongside images, please email AsterixGuy@aol.com, thanks
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